This is ketchup guy.
He's disgusting, but he's great. Oscar got him for christmas; he loves him. Oscar loves ketchup guy, ketchup guy does not in fact love Oscar as ketchup guy is an inanimate object and does not have the ability to feel or express human emotions. Why is ketchup guy here on the 'about me' photo project you ask? Because not only am I strange enough to buy this, I'm just strange enough to get a kick out of it every time I need ketchup. Also, I feel I may have said "ketchup" too many times in this post.